Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dinner arrives. Banani is served a steak so tough that, in his attempt to cut it, it flies off his plate and lands perfectly in the plate of an unsuspecting passenger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: How did you expect to cut that rock-solid steak with a plastic knife? Why didn\u2019t you do like me and just eat it with your hands?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: Ravioli doesn\u2019t waste time with pointless conventions. He lives by the motto: if you can\u2019t cut it, devour it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The neighbor still hasn\u2019t noticed the steak in his plate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neighbor: Miss? Can I get a second serving? Oh\u2026 look at that\u2026 they already gave me another steak! I must say, the service on this flight is surprisingly fast!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The flight attendant walks past him with the cart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neighbor: Thank you so much!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Attendant: You\u2019re welcome\u2026?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The confused attendant turns to her colleague.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Attendant: What did he thank me for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Colleague: No idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Attendant: Ugh! This flight feels like a madhouse!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Igor: A madhouse? No, there are only three of them\u2026 but they make up for the entire plane!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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