Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dinner arrives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: I\u2019ll have the meat, please!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Attendant: Here you go\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani, excited, lifts the lid with great expectations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Ah, it\u2019s a steak. It must be juicy\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani tucks a paper napkin into his collar like a bib.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Damn! This meat is as tough as a wall!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani presses hard with his plastic knife, which snaps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Oh no! The knife broke! The meat is too tough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: Feel free to use mine. I don\u2019t need it. The fish is tender.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Let me try again. I\u2019ll go for a sharp, clean cut\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani makes a second attempt to slice the steak, but instead of cutting, the meat catapults off the plate and lands perfectly onto the empty plate of a passenger across the aisle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: Oh no! Did you see that, Ravioli?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Incredible! Your steak landed right in the neighbor\u2019s plate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Congratulations, Banani. You\u2019ve just invented the Olympic steak toss. If we add a somersault, we might sign you up for the Games!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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