Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, are on a plane heading to the famous dark matter conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dinner arrives, but Papaia is asleep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Wake up, Papaia! They\u2019re serving dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia wakes up with a start.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Shields up! We\u2019re under attack\u2026 Oh, wait, it\u2019s just the dinner cart! Sorry, I was dreaming\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Attendant: Sir, would you prefer meat or fish?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Meat. No, fish. No, wait, meat. Can I get half and half?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Attendant: I\u2019m afraid not, sir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Alright then\u2026 let\u2019s go with fish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Be careful not to make the wrong decision\u2026 you might regret it for the rest of your life!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Attendant: And you, sir?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Definitely not fish! Don\u2019t you have lasagna?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Attendant: The menu is quite limited, unfortunately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: This is a plane, not an Italian restaurant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Ravioli: Ugh! Fine, I\u2019ll take the meat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Think like a businessman and seize this investment opportunity\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: What are you talking about?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Take the fish, hide it in your backpack for a month, and then sell it to the army\u2026 as a biological weapon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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