{"id":2645,"date":"2025-04-02T18:20:43","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T17:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2645"},"modified":"2025-04-12T15:49:03","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T14:49:03","slug":"the-bar-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2645","title":{"rendered":"The Bar Service."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who are heading to the famous dark matter conference, are traveling by plane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re on the plane. Banani spots a cart in the aisle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: The bar service is coming through\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: I\u2019ll have a cappuccino, and you, Banani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: A fruit juice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: What flavor?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Pear or banana\u2026 I can\u2019t decide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: I strongly recommend pear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: And you, Igor? Do you want something?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Assistant: Good evening, would you like something?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: A cappuccino and a pear juice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Assistant: And you, sir? What would you like?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Let me think\u2026 Do you have any papaya?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia mutters nervously to himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Assistant: No, we don\u2019t have papaya. But we do have papaya juice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Thank you, I\u2019ll gladly take that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: And you, Papaia? What do you want?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Do you have ravioli?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Assistant: No, this is the bar service. Dinner is later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Then I\u2019ll take one of those bananas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Assistant: Here you go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Papaia and Banani have the names of tropical fruits. Ravioli takes his from a pasta dish. As for me, my name has nothing to do with food. Maybe because my jokes are a little too\u2026 sour to digest!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2642\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2648\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who are heading to the famous dark matter conference, are traveling by plane. We\u2019re on the plane. Banani spots a cart in the aisle. Banani: The bar service is coming through\u2026 Ravioli: I\u2019ll have a cappuccino, and you, Banani? Banani: A fruit juice. Ravioli: What flavor? &#8230; <a title=\"The Bar Service.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2645\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Bar Service.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2645"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4283,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2645\/revisions\/4283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}