{"id":2631,"date":"2025-04-01T21:47:13","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T20:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2631"},"modified":"2025-04-12T15:50:06","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T14:50:06","slug":"boarding-pass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2631","title":{"rendered":"Boarding Pass?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who need to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the plane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re on the plane, where the three scientists are looking for their seats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>An attendant approaches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Attendant: Excuse me, but you need to sit down. You\u2019re blocking the passage! Can I see your boarding pass, please?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Do you mean the passport? Here it is! Banani and Ravioli\u2026 give me yours too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Attendant: No, sir, not the passport. It&#8217;s the boarding pass\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: The boarding pass\u2026 let me think\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Isn&#8217;t that the letter from the bank, the one you always carry with you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Oh, yes! The letter from the bank about the blocked credit card! But what do you need that for? We&#8217;ve already paid for the flight!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Attendant: No, it\u2019s not that. It&#8217;s the boarding pass, do you have it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Yes, of course we have it! If only we knew what it was\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli shows the bar service ticket. Is this it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Attendant (trying to stay calm): Gentlemen, the boarding pass is the piece of paper we gave you at check-in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Ah, Banani! That piece of paper you used to level the table at the bar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Oh, yes! Wait, I\u2019ll find it right away!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: I told you it was needed\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Fantastic! We have a movie ticket, a sticker album, and a perfectly leveled table\u2026 but no boarding pass! 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