{"id":2628,"date":"2025-04-01T21:45:06","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T20:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2628"},"modified":"2025-04-12T15:50:20","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T14:50:20","slug":"plane-or-theater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2628","title":{"rendered":"Plane or Theater?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who need to attend the famous dark matter conference, board the plane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re on the plane, where the three scientists are looking for their seats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: So the seat numbers are written on the ticket\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Attendant: Excuse me, but I need to ask you to sit down immediately. You\u2019re blocking the passage for other passengers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Yes, yes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Here we go, let me read it. It says here! My seat is 7C. Yours must be the adjacent ones: A and B!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Banani: Isn\u2019t it better to ask the attendant?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: No, no. No need. You\u2019ve got a travel expert with you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravioli: Really, Papaia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They arrive at seat 7C. Papaia jumps into the seat and then relaxes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Here we are! Ready for takeoff!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But a passenger stops next to him, pulls out his ticket, reads it carefully, and then looks at the sign above Papaia\u2019s head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Passenger: Hey, no, sorry! Look at my ticket. Seat 7C is mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: How is that possible? I\u2019ve got this seat on mine too! There must be a system error!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Passenger: Really? Let me see yours!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia shows the passenger his ticket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Here you go! See? 7C. It\u2019s written in big capital letters!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Passenger: What are you talking about? Are you kidding me? Didn\u2019t you see that this is a movie ticket?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: What? Give it here!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia takes the ticket back. It reads: &#8220;Star Trick: The Day No One Understood Anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Papaia: Oh no! It\u2019s true! Where did I put my boarding pass?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Perfect, Papaia! 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