{"id":2612,"date":"2025-04-01T21:34:48","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T20:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2612"},"modified":"2025-04-12T15:51:38","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T14:51:38","slug":"the-bomb-squad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2612","title":{"rendered":"The Bomb Squad"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who need to attend the famous dark matter conference, head to the airport.<br>At the security checkpoint, Ravioli\u2019s backpack inexplicably triggers the bomb alarm, spreading panic among travelers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re at the airport security checkpoint.<br>The bomb squad is about to open Ravioli\u2019s backpack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bomb Tech 1: Stay calm. Open it very slowly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bomb Tech 2: Okay, I\u2019m almost there\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bomb Tech 1: Ugh! What a horrible smell!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bomb Tech 2: Quick! Put on the gas masks! It could be a biological weapon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bomb Tech 1: No! It\u2019s rotten fish!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Fish with broccoli\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026about a month old!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bomb Tech 2: What an unbearable stench! I wish it were a biological weapon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026 Even the gas mask isn\u2019t blocking this moldy odor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bomb Tech 1: Move! Let me through! I need to throw up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bomb Tech 2: Me too! Me too!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The two bomb techs sprint to the restroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor watches the whole scene from behind the barriers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: Officers! Arrest him immediately! This is a terrorist attack!<br>Ravioli was trying to kill us all\u2026 with stench!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2609\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2615\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who need to attend the famous dark matter conference, head to the airport.At the security checkpoint, Ravioli\u2019s backpack inexplicably triggers the bomb alarm, spreading panic among travelers. We\u2019re at the airport security checkpoint.The bomb squad is about to open Ravioli\u2019s backpack. Bomb Tech 1: Stay calm. &#8230; <a title=\"The Bomb Squad\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2612\" aria-label=\"Read more about The Bomb Squad\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2612"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4293,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2612\/revisions\/4293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}