Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who need to attend the famous dark matter conference, head to the airport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re at the airport security checkpoint.
It\u2019s time for our heroes to put their carry-on luggage through the scanner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Do I need to take out my laptop?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Security: Yes, please.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Does that apply to oscilloscopes too?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Security: Of course, but\u2026 why do you even have one?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Suddenly, a deafening sound takes everyone by surprise.
It\u2019s the bomb alarm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Security: Everybody down!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Terrified passengers drop to the floor, panic spreading through the area.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Security: Please! Stay calm!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meanwhile, Ravioli, who was already stepping through, is surrounded and pinned down by security officers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Did you see that, Papaia? They\u2019re arresting Ravioli!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: What did he do? This must be a mistake!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli is handcuffed as one of the officers presses his face against the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: Help! Let me go! That hurts!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The head of security arrives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chief: What happened?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Officer: This passenger\u2019s backpack triggered the bomb alarm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chief: Call the bomb squad!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Officer: They\u2019re already on their way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chief: Who is this guy?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Officer: His name is Elpidio Ravioli. No criminal record\u2014totally clean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Chief: Wait, the system just flagged something\u2026 but what kind of crime is this?
\u2026 Improper use of cream in carbonara?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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