Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who need to attend the famous dark matter conference, head to the airport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019re at the airport security checkpoint.
The four are waiting in line.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The line is long, and Papaia, Ravioli, Banani, and Igor patiently wait for their turn. Banani, impatient, notices another line that looks much shorter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Hey, that line over there is empty! I\u2019m going there\u2014you guys do whatever you want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Banani, wait! Are you sure that\u2019s the right line?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani moves to the empty line and quickly reaches the front, but a security officer stops him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Officer (serious): Sir, this line is for airport staff only.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani (confused): But I have my passport\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Officer: I don\u2019t need your passport, sir. I need an employee badge. Do you have one?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: Uhm\u2026 how about a supermarket loyalty card?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Officer: Sir, please return to the passenger line.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani walks back, pretending nothing happened, as the other passengers chuckle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: I don\u2019t know what\u2019s longer for Banani\u2014the airport line or his journey to common sense!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Anyway, at least in line, there\u2019s no way to mess up.
Or maybe there is\u2026 if you\u2019re Banani!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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