{"id":2600,"date":"2025-04-01T21:26:16","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T20:26:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2600"},"modified":"2025-04-12T15:52:50","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T14:52:50","slug":"check-in-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2600","title":{"rendered":"Check-in \u2013 Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who need to attend the famous dark matter conference, head to the airport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After finding the right check-in counter, they approach with palpable tension. Papaia is as tense as a violin string, Banani\u2019s hands are sweaty, and Ravioli won\u2019t stop nervously drumming his fingers. Igor watches the scene with a poker face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Attendant: Good morning, your passports, please.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With trembling hands, Papaia hands over his passport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026His hands are shaking so much that it looks like he&#8217;s performing that famous Hawaiian dance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Banani\u2019s hands are so sweaty that his passport is practically glued to his skin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Ravioli frantically rummages through his pockets,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026jumping half a meter in the air when he finally finds it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor, barely holding back his laughter, thinks\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Igor: \u201cAs a man of science, I\u2019ve learned that everything has an explanation. But something here doesn\u2019t add up! If Papaia says he\u2019s sure he checked everything, then how do we explain this extreme nervousness?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026Quick! I need to take out my phone\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026 Looks like they\u2019ve invented a new group dance\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>.. This video is going to go viral!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2597\">Previous<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2603\">Next<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three scientists, Papaia, Banani, Ravioli, and their assistant Igor, who need to attend the famous dark matter conference, head to the airport. After finding the right check-in counter, they approach with palpable tension. Papaia is as tense as a violin string, Banani\u2019s hands are sweaty, and Ravioli won\u2019t stop nervously drumming his fingers. Igor watches &#8230; <a title=\"Check-in \u2013 Part 1\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/?p=2600\" aria-label=\"Read more about Check-in \u2013 Part 1\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2600"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4297,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600\/revisions\/4297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/savedblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}