Three scientists\u2014Papaia, Banani, Ravioli\u2014and their assistant Igor are heading to the famous dark matter conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They arrive at the airport and approach the information desk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Attendant: Yes, how can I help you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: We\u2019re looking for the check-in counter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Attendant: Which airline are you flying with?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ravioli: It\u2019s \u201cAli-Broccoli\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Attendant: Excuse me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Banani: No, Ravioli! That was last time. Now it\u2019s \u201cBurger Airways.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Papaia: No, Banani, you got it wrong! We ruled that one out because I found a deal with \u201cFrench Fries Airlines.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Attendant: So, what\u2019s the airline?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Wait, let me check on my phone\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia looks at his phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Oh no! It\u2019s almost dead, only 2% left\u2026 Come on, come on\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Banani: It\u2019s loading! Come on, you can do it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: Oh no! It turned off. Excuse me\u2026 Do you happen to have a charger?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Attendant: What type? A, B, or C?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Papaia: A\u2026 no, B\u2026 no, C\u2026 no, wait\u2026 is it A?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Igor: Type P! Like Papaia\u2026 there\u2019s only one in the marketplace!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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